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PostSubject: Want a laugh?   Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:05 pm

that is a twisted sense of humour - no surprise there then
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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:06 pm

Arlev wrote:
I am studying the Welsh Revivasl of 1904/5 at the moment with various books and reports - one letter is reproduced of a church attender to an evangelist who had just conducted a series of meetings and who had returned home.

The church attender was supposed to be encouraging the evangelist, but he opened his letter with (word for word quote - and my italics):

'It has been exceptionally good ever since you left us'

Mmmm, it sounds like this bloke has what I get frequently.....foot in mouth disease !!!

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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:19 am

All it takes is a small change on emphasis and you can change a whole sentence

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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:29 pm

I've seen many a church billboard or program with worse! Smile

Here's some that are priceless

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.Embarassed

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.Shocked

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Yikes!affraid

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement
Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
clueless


Ever get into one of those days where the slightest thing sets you off to laughing hysterically? These did to me so I have to quit posting them for now! big smilie

More later!posting on forum
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