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PostSubject: Want a laugh?   Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:05 pm

that is a twisted sense of humour - no surprise there then
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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:06 pm

Arlev wrote:
I am studying the Welsh Revivasl of 1904/5 at the moment with various books and reports - one letter is reproduced of a church attender to an evangelist who had just conducted a series of meetings and who had returned home.

The church attender was supposed to be encouraging the evangelist, but he opened his letter with (word for word quote - and my italics):

'It has been exceptionally good ever since you left us'

Mmmm, it sounds like this bloke has what I get frequently.....foot in mouth disease !!!

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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:19 am

All it takes is a small change on emphasis and you can change a whole sentence

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PostSubject: Re: Want a laugh?   Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:29 pm

I've seen many a church billboard or program with worse! Smile

Here's some that are priceless

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.Embarassed

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.Shocked

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement
Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Ever get into one of those days where the slightest thing sets you off to laughing hysterically? These did to me so I have to quit posting them for now! big smilie

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